A weird disease (called ‘The Nodding Disease”) is afflicting children in Northern Uganda – leading them to stumble, sit, nod and commit wanton acts of pyromania while suffering from amnesia. And no, this isn’t a joke. Additional cases have been seen in Sudan, Liberia and Tanzania (with unconfirmed reports stretching into Ethiopia). And this is why we have the right to bear arms….because it was only a matter of time until creeping brain-eaters started banging down our doors. Prepare!