Zombie outbreak in Uganda?!

And this is why you don’t give up guns.


A weird disease (called ‘The Nodding Disease”) is afflicting children in Northern Uganda – leading them to stumble, sit, nod and commit wanton acts of pyromania while suffering from amnesia.  And no, this isn’t a joke.  Additional cases have been seen in Sudan, Liberia and Tanzania (with unconfirmed reports stretching into Ethiopia).  And this is why we have the right to bear arms….because it was only a matter of time until creeping brain-eaters started banging down our doors.  Prepare!





Source: http://www.cnn.com/2012/03/19/world/africa/uganda-nodding-disease/index.html

Author: ScottBytes

The infamous ScottBytes. Renowned critic. Societal pariah. Frequently wakes up covered in mud, wine stains & shame.

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